SKINNY JEANS ARE LIKE CALORIES ;
EASY TO PUT ON, IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF.
"You just elbowd my boob"
"You just boobed my elbow.."
you're as useless
>>> as the 'g' in 'lasagna.'
>>> hitting your
best friend in the face
best friend in the face
because it's hilarious.
THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥
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Apodyopsis
noun • the act of mentally undressing someone (;
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Apodyopsis
noun • the act of mentally undressing someone (;
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Why must people point at their wrist and ask for
the time?
kclove5
Do I point to my crotch and ask where the bathroom is?
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